|  Related links: | Humble Piesung to the tune of American Pie chords: G D Em7 Am C Em D A long, long week agoI can still remember
 how the market used to make me smile
 What I'd do when I had the chance
 Is get myself a cash advance
 And add another tech stock to the pile.
 
 But Alan Greenspan made me shiver
 With every speech that he delivered
 Bad news on the rate front
 Still I'd take one more punt
 
 I can't remember if I cried
 When I heard about the CPI
 I lost my fortune and my pride
 The day the NASDAQ died
 
 So bye-bye to my piece of the pie
 Now I'm gettin' calls for margin
 'Cause my cash account's dry
 It's just two weeks from a new all-time high
 And now we're right back where we were in July
 We're right back where we were in July
 
 Did you buy stocks you never heard of?
 QCOM at 150 or above?
 'Cos George Gilder told you so
 Now do you believe in Home Depot?
 Can Wal-Mart save your portfolio?
 And can you teach me what's a P/E ratio?
 
 Well, I know that you were leveraged too
 So you can't just take a long-term view
 Your broker shut you down
 No more margin could be found
 
 I never worried on the whole way up
 Buying dot coms from the back of a pickup truck
 But Friday I ran out of luck
 It was the day the NAAAASDAQ died
 
 I started singin'
 Bye-bye to my piece of the pie
 Now I'm gettin' calls for margin
 'Cause my cash account's dry
 It's just two weeks from a new all-time high
 And now we're right back where we were in July
 Yeah we're right back where we were in July
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